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In the name of the father, the son, the holy ghost, and COLLEEN!
Being the personal telling of the life of the most sacred of all divinities.
Created on 2005-09-21 20:56:46 (#8351863), last updated 2007-03-01
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| Name: | ladymithril |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 02-06 |
| Location: | Blue Bell, Pennsylvania, United States |
There once was a girl named Colleen
Who was of the age eighteen.
She chose to attend Oberlin College
As to brush up on her useless knowledge.
She loved movies(!), music, and books,
And had a great time when she cooked.
She had aspirations toward greatness,
Yet went through life quite date-less,
She annoyed all the die-hard Catholics
By making fun of them just for kicks,
Was often considered neurotic
As a result of childhood anti-biotics,
Had an undying passion for chocolate
And knew how to weave and knit.
She drove a blue mini cooper
That made her feel quite super
While driving to and from Blue Bell,
Singing and speeding like a bat out of hell.
She often lapsed into strange voices
Like gollum or crazy squirrel noises
That, mixed with her evil clown faces,
Made people back up in their paces.
If you ever should meet her, be wary
For many have found her quite scary.
But she's really an awesome friend
Who'll stick it through to the end
And with her you'll have kick-ass times
Despite all these horrible rhymes!
Who was of the age eighteen.
She chose to attend Oberlin College
As to brush up on her useless knowledge.
She loved movies(!), music, and books,
And had a great time when she cooked.
She had aspirations toward greatness,
Yet went through life quite date-less,
She annoyed all the die-hard Catholics
By making fun of them just for kicks,
Was often considered neurotic
As a result of childhood anti-biotics,
Had an undying passion for chocolate
And knew how to weave and knit.
She drove a blue mini cooper
That made her feel quite super
While driving to and from Blue Bell,
Singing and speeding like a bat out of hell.
She often lapsed into strange voices
Like gollum or crazy squirrel noises
That, mixed with her evil clown faces,
Made people back up in their paces.
If you ever should meet her, be wary
For many have found her quite scary.
But she's really an awesome friend
Who'll stick it through to the end
And with her you'll have kick-ass times
Despite all these horrible rhymes!
Schools:
Academy of Notre Dame de Namur - Villanova, PA (2001 - 2005)Oberlin College - Oberlin, OH (2005 - present)
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